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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:59

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Thumbs down again.
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
share office space ...
What’s wrong with anti-imperialism?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Still no good.
What timeless pieces do you believe every wardrobe should possess?
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
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